Dodgy gig time

Our polka band played in the middle of nowhere at the weekend. Dongara, about 4.5 hour drive north of Perth. It was for a beer festival so it all sounded good on paper...
 
This was the place, all looked good too.....
 
But it was an absolute hicksville, backwater town with really mentally unstable folks so we just hid in our room after the gig. Luckily I packed light.....