There was a time when there was only one Fionn, and the world could just about cope with that, but there seems to be a growing trend of evolving manifestations of the Fionn entity all over the world. So in order to keep up with things it's important to keep an eye on who is keeping up the highest standards of Fionn-ery, so I have come up with The International Fionn League (IFL). The IFL has several categories into which the three (that we know of, there may be more...................) Fionns can compete in, categories such as:
* Body hair/total surface area ratio
* Ability to snooze for extended periods of time
* Most conspicious public bowel movement
* Ball fetching prowess
* Highest rate of CBHPS (Cowbell hits per second)
* Ability to slam a revolving door
The list goes on, but beware, they say that if you can see the Fionn, the Fionn can see you....and if you cant see the Fionn, you may only be seconds away from a painfull percussion recital.
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