
We have two retrievers, Reilly and Fionn. Fionn retrieves normal things like sticks and balls and stuff whereas Reilly retrieves loo rool, when you least expect it. I think she used to be that dog on the andrex ad. SO if you can picture it, Jane and I and any number of guests would be sitting around having dinner or watching a film or just a few beers, and reilly will walk up and present you with a soggy, half torn roll of loo paper with the cardboard centre chewed up. SO as a result I had to get these rolls out of her reach, hence the shelves. Here we can also see some light reading material whilst on the throne: Extreme ironing, The history of poo, What shat that; the pocket guide to poop identity and Tim burtons book: the melancholy death of oyster boy
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